ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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