I wish I could punch you in the face.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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