so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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