Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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