I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
there is glitter all over my balls
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