good thing vaginas are great cup holders
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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