You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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