FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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