Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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