I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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