You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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