Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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