She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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