I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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