We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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