It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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