I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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