Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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