Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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