Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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