I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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