Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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