Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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