Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I am one with the molecules
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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