But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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