i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
my being single is dangerous.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Panties = found
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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