Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There's always time for handjobs
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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