Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
