So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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