you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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