I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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