you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.