Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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