I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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