you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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