they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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