Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
