We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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