I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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