STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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