how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?