Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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