around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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