So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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