I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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