she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
