She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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