Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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