I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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