It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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