Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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