Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
As shirtless as possible
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
