i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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