Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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