If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
